Readers Response

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses and point a blow dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.

4.Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

5.Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

6.Specify that your drive through order is to go.

7.Five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to their party because you have a headache.

8.When the money comes out at the ATM yell "I WON, I WON!"

9.When you are coming out of the zoo, start running to the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! Their loose!

10.Tell your children at dinner, "Due to economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Sometimes I wounder what people would think if I did one of these, but then I realize that they would think I was very stupid. One time I was with Anne-Marie and she wanted to practice her fantasy make-up so we both did it on each other. We were trying to come up with something to do next when she suggested that we go skipping down the street, with the make up still on, and see what faces we would get from people. I said no but now I wonder what people would have done if they did see me. I think it would have been funny, and no I some what regret no doing it. live you life like you were dying you don't know when you might, Kayla